On the train

Girl A: You know, yeah, what I hate about feminism, yeah, is that they hate sucking cock.

Girl B: Yeah!

Girl A: I mean, I dont mind sucking cock as long as a guy goes down on me too.

Boy: I dated a girl last year who was a complete feminist. She said that sucking cocks was for whores.

Girl A: Really?

Boy: Yeah man. She gave me the clap and all. My cock might have fallen off.