Fast Like a Banana

I had my first Deep Tissue massage this weekend. The therapist was sort of ok but the effects were amazing. We arrived five minutes late and instead of being ready, she only made me wait longer and then there was the issue of this form I had to fill out where I had to tell her my medical life history from where I was born to whether or not I had Aids.

Twenty minutes later and finally the party starts. I'm told that even though I booked a deep tissue massage - she is a "holistic" masseur and will give me what she thinks I need. She then asks me what I want her to focus on and I thought about it and said "my back and my feet" to which she replies "I don't usually do feet."

Her business card said reflexologist.That's in the feet, right? Maybe its about pricing or something.

Anyway, for all of her lousy attitude and the comment that she had hurt her shoulder which is the real reason I didn't get deep tissue, the massage was amazing and afterwards I felt blissful. I think I might go back for more.